Mar 12, 2008

AFTRLIFE Official Self-Epitaph Document

The following is the true list of afTRlife epitaphs, carefully chosen with consideration by and for us and documented herein for posterity at the behest of Our Leader B. D. Dale, and in the name of our Esteemed Master Thomas Robbins as of March 12, 2008.
May we live long and prosper in the afTRlife!
Author Epitaph
joybeloo "All you need is love!"
(Joy Borazjani) "Books just want to be free!"
marxmarvelous "Hold my beer and watch this"
pervrtdmnk "I'm trying"
sandyeggowaffle "That was a long, strange trip!"
dentonboyo "Illegitimi non carborundum"
(Brent Smith)
bbmrchn "The deposed haole prince of Makapu'u"
(Bob Marchioni)
quaabird "We're all god, in different disguises"
julie h
(Julie H) "No regrets. Pass the chocolate."
lordchesterfield "Does this mean no more Scotch?"
(James Reed) "I'm not dead yet. OH, Wait!"
justin_meigs "Right, time for another dream."
cheddaronya "Come on down, join the party"
(Laura Farrelly)
Dale "Okay. Don't got peach pie? Gimme apple."
MaryW "I'm ba a a a ack"
"It was all about pink tights."
audreyfarber "More red wine, less diet soda."
(Audrey Farber)
itsmine "Less work, more play, eh?"
(Susan Griffin)
larvalmouse "Better the flawed angel than the perfect devil"
"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite"
(Translation provided by Edwin A. Scribner)
Chris Conn "Will get there eventually"
Journey "What about the Big Moan Theory?"
weality "Tippin the scales, toward feather light."
(Michael McMahan)
mcj717 "Neither the judge, jury, nor executioner..."
(Jeanne Moore) "I tried to make it fun."
Christa Rose "Peace, love and rock and roll."
fwhague "Damn the torpedoes!!! ........ No! Wait!"
Lennell "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
"I am here with no regrets."
Zach Solomon "Woah, what the hell just happened?"
Kyle O'Connor "Keep on Keeping on."
yobeemer2175 "Are you going to eat that?"